lord cornbury, a spendthrift and vain fool!

why did british politicians back in colonial north america all have ridiculous names? constable edward jackintonianston! sir richard wingerburgerwinnerdinger! not to mention the extraordinarily high number of names involving "corn" as either a suffix or prefix. it's just not classy. also my history book is really strange, like an extremely left-wing conservative. i can't decide whether to antagonize over it or make fun of its hippie patchouli smell. conflicting!

love of my life (week): adam green. why did no one tell me about his really excellent baritone, i am a 1920's gangster here to kill you voice distorted with lo-fi decadence and charmingly harmless boy scout looks? it's brilliant, i know who i am going to marry now!